The Story
Aroma: An anti-seasonal depression tea, with bergamot, white tea, ginger and a citrus twist.
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Seriously, fuck that shit.
This whole year is a dumpster fire, your house smells like sweat socks and stale takeout (because who even goes outside anymore?), and your brain is a knuckle-dragging troll that’s actively trying to club you to death with your own fears and anxieties.
It’s a three-ring circus set in Hell.
You know what might make you feel better? Some goddamned aromatherapy, that’s what. Something that smells so good—like fresh bergamot, white tea, and ginger root—that it reminds you that the world beyond your own walls can be pretty fucking magical.
Before you know it, the world inside your four walls doesn’t seem that bad, either.
Goodbye, sweat socks and stale takeout.
Adios, knuckle-dragging troll.
And that dumpster fire? It’s actually kind of pretty, if you think about it.
The future smells bright.
Fragrance Notes: Bergamot, White Tea & Ginger
Fragrance Description: Fuck Depression defiantly challenges with its invigorating blend of bergamot, white tea, and ginger. This bold fragrance is a rallying cry against the shadows, where the uplifting citrusy notes of bergamot dance with the calming essence of white tea and the spicy warmth of ginger, creating an atmosphere of resilience and determination. With each breath of Fuck Depression, you're reminded to stand tall, face adversity head-on, and find strength in the power of self-care and self-love.
How to Use: A party In a bottle, a spa date in a squeeze. Apply as needed anywhere your skin needs a little love! Nice Cream sinks deep into skin, never leaving you feeling oily or greasy. Use chilled right after a shower on warm skin, for a cool youthful refreshen!
With this amount of hydration, you won’t need to chase waterfalls. Thick enough to go a long way and light enough to leave the perfect level of moisture behind! Bringing together premium ingredients like shea butter, cocoa butter, aloe vera & vitamin E! Butters & vitamins liven and lock in moisture, while naturally helping block out skin damage
While what’s inside counts, what’s left out does too. We’re cream of the crop! 100% Vegan, with no parabens, sulfates or phosphates to cramp your style. Totally gluten and cruelty free, because we love cute bunnies too.
About Our Products: Our products are handmade in Baltimore, Ohio by a small, local team at our family-run studio and boutique. We use fragrance oils sourced from IFRA-certified perfumers, adhering to the strictest standards to ensure you get a top-notch product that’s safe, fragrant, and worth every penny. Plus, many of our ingredients are sourced right here in Ohio!
4oz - Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethiconol, Laureth-4, Laureth-23, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Anthemis Nobilis Flower Oil, Citrus Medica Limonum Peel Oil, Citrus Auranitium Dulcis Peel Oil, Polysorbate 20, Carbomer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Methyl Chloro Isothiazolinone, Methyl Isothiazolinone, Red 40.
Description
Aroma: An anti-seasonal depression tea, with bergamot, white tea, ginger and a citrus twist.
--
Seriously, fuck that shit.
This whole year is a dumpster fire, your house smells like sweat socks and stale takeout (because who even goes outside anymore?), and your brain is a knuckle-dragging troll that’s actively trying to club you to death with your own fears and anxieties.
It’s a three-ring circus set in Hell.
You know what might make you feel better? Some goddamned aromatherapy, that’s what. Something that smells so good—like fresh bergamot, white tea, and ginger root—that it reminds you that the world beyond your own walls can be pretty fucking magical.
Before you know it, the world inside your four walls doesn’t seem that bad, either.
Goodbye, sweat socks and stale takeout.
Adios, knuckle-dragging troll.
And that dumpster fire? It’s actually kind of pretty, if you think about it.
The future smells bright.
Fragrance Notes: Bergamot, White Tea & Ginger
Fragrance Description: Fuck Depression defiantly challenges with its invigorating blend of bergamot, white tea, and ginger. This bold fragrance is a rallying cry against the shadows, where the uplifting citrusy notes of bergamot dance with the calming essence of white tea and the spicy warmth of ginger, creating an atmosphere of resilience and determination. With each breath of Fuck Depression, you're reminded to stand tall, face adversity head-on, and find strength in the power of self-care and self-love.
How to Use: A party In a bottle, a spa date in a squeeze. Apply as needed anywhere your skin needs a little love! Nice Cream sinks deep into skin, never leaving you feeling oily or greasy. Use chilled right after a shower on warm skin, for a cool youthful refreshen!
With this amount of hydration, you won’t need to chase waterfalls. Thick enough to go a long way and light enough to leave the perfect level of moisture behind! Bringing together premium ingredients like shea butter, cocoa butter, aloe vera & vitamin E! Butters & vitamins liven and lock in moisture, while naturally helping block out skin damage
While what’s inside counts, what’s left out does too. We’re cream of the crop! 100% Vegan, with no parabens, sulfates or phosphates to cramp your style. Totally gluten and cruelty free, because we love cute bunnies too.
About Our Products: Our products are handmade in Baltimore, Ohio by a small, local team at our family-run studio and boutique. We use fragrance oils sourced from IFRA-certified perfumers, adhering to the strictest standards to ensure you get a top-notch product that’s safe, fragrant, and worth every penny. Plus, many of our ingredients are sourced right here in Ohio!
4oz - Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethiconol, Laureth-4, Laureth-23, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Anthemis Nobilis Flower Oil, Citrus Medica Limonum Peel Oil, Citrus Auranitium Dulcis Peel Oil, Polysorbate 20, Carbomer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Methyl Chloro Isothiazolinone, Methyl Isothiazolinone, Red 40.
